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product_id: 39709281
title: "Dont Put Dick in Machinery Prank Warning Decal 10 Pack. Funny Rude Stickers Save Your Friends from Enticing & Risky Temptations Like Wood Chippers, Coffee Grinders, Pencil Sharpeners, ATVs & Much More"
brand: "witty yeti"
price: "168 kr"
currency: NOK
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 10
category: "Witty Yeti"
url: https://www.desertcart.no/products/39709281-dont-put-dick-in-machinery-prank-warning-decal-10-pack
store_origin: NO
region: Norway
---

# 6x3 inch bold size 10-pack for max coverage Durable vinyl, weatherproof Dont Put Dick in Machinery Prank Warning Decal 10 Pack. Funny Rude Stickers Save Your Friends from Enticing & Risky Temptations Like Wood Chippers, Coffee Grinders, Pencil Sharpeners, ATVs & Much More

**Brand:** witty yeti
**Price:** 168 kr
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🚫 Don’t risk it—stick with safety and laughs!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Dont Put Dick in Machinery Prank Warning Decal 10 Pack. Funny Rude Stickers Save Your Friends from Enticing & Risky Temptations Like Wood Chippers, Coffee Grinders, Pencil Sharpeners, ATVs & Much More by witty yeti
- **How much does it cost?** 168 kr with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.no](https://www.desertcart.no/products/39709281-dont-put-dick-in-machinery-prank-warning-decal-10-pack)

## Best For

- witty yeti enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted witty yeti brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Built to Last:** Premium UV-resistant vinyl means these decals survive tough environments without fading.
- • **Bold & Unmissable:** Generous 6x3 inch size ensures your warning sticks out in any workspace.
- • **Pack of Protection:** 10 stickers per set—arm your entire crew and every risky machine with a dose of humor and safety.
- • **Satisfaction Guaranteed:** Backed by lifetime support—if you’re not laughing and protecting, we’ll make it right.
- • **Instant Workplace Icebreaker:** Inject humor into safety protocols and spark conversations that keep everyone alert.

## Overview

This 10-pack of 6x3 inch prank warning decals combines bold, weatherproof vinyl with hilarious, blunt messaging to prevent workplace mishaps. Designed for adults in industrial or office settings, these durable stickers serve as both a safety reminder and a comedic icebreaker, backed by a lifetime satisfaction guarantee.

## Description

How big is the sticker?This is a legit warning sticker at 3 inches tall and 6 inches long. We haven’t skimped on size. We promise you’ll be happy with it.Will this sticker last a long time?Absolutely. Made in the USA from high quality, UV and weather-resistant vinyl, your sticker will definitely stand up for the long-haul.I’ve had it with these motherf***ing dicks in the motherf***ing machinery.Why does everyone keep putting their penises in the machinery? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. Don’t do it Tom...TOM! TOM STOP. Sonofabitch I’m gonna have to clean that up now.What Are the Biggest Dangers I Need to Protect My Friends From? Definitely the fuel door on their car or truck. Don’t forget about the toaster, the vice in the garage, the vacuum cleaner, the leaf blower, their laptop, and of course the key hole on their office/apartment/dorm door. Satisfaction Assured for Life!If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply email us, and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely assure your satisfaction!

Review: Great laugh - Put these on the equipment at work, and randomly on other people's equipment. Lots of fun.
Review: Could have asks for better stickers exactly as expected great quality!!!! - Seen these and HAD to have them!!!! I thought they were a little bit pricey at first but still had to have em then they came in and I realized I got 10 of them!!! Was super happy great buy for the amount and even better they’re actually pretty damn hearty stickers they’re much thicker than regular stickers these are thick stick extremely well and seem to hold up great I work in heavy industry and if they can hold up on equipment here they can hold up pretty much anywhere. Just may not wanna let anyone know exactly who put them on!!!! Lol but they look soo real that people walk by the machine 90% of the time and don’t even notice it because it looks so damn realistic and accurate specially since I put them on machines that actually make sense and have finger etc warnings not an air compressor smh idk what that’s about ⬆️ Or why one would have any warning label whatsoever on it I mean put them where you please but I’m telling you if you put them where they’res like symbols the reactions will be priceless!!!!! Lmao 🤣

## Features

- ARE YOUR COWORKERS TOTAL MORONS? Mine are too. These stickers have saved so many dicks at our shop, it’s ri-dick-ulous. So many dicks.
- CHEAPER THAN PENIS INSURANCE. We don’t have to tell you how expensive penis insurance is. Just get these totally legit stickers and save yourself a giant wad. Of cash…
- SATISFACTION ASSURED FOR LIFE. We stand behind all of our products. If you’re not 100% COMPLETELY SATISFIED, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
- MOUNT A CAMPAIGN AGAINST DISMEMBERMENT. You know your dumbass coworkers are going to put their dicks in that shiny new machine. Use These Stickers to Prevent that inevitable workers comp claim.
- BRO, DON’T PUT THAT THERE! Rest easy knowing you’ve properly labeled all the potential dangers of the world, keeping your friends and their first mates safe.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B01MZAWNOB |
| Additional Features | Weatherproof |
| Age Range Description | Adult |
| Best Sellers Rank | #261,788 in Arts, Crafts & Sewing ( See Top 100 in Arts, Crafts & Sewing ) #6,435 in Scrapbooking Stickers & Sticker Machines |
| Brand | Witty Yeti |
| Brand Name | Witty Yeti |
| Color | Blue, Red, Yellow |
| Customer Reviews | 4.7 out of 5 stars 401 Reviews |
| Indoor Outdoor Usage | Indoor |
| Item Dimensions | 6 x 3 inches |
| Item Dimensions L x W | 6"L x 3"W |
| Item Form | Rectangular |
| Item Part Number | dick jokes sticker, practical joke warning decal |
| Item Weight | 0.07 Pounds |
| Item dimensions L x W x H | 6 x 3 inches |
| Manufacturer | Witty Yeti |
| Manufacturer Part Number | Funny quirky rude warning sticker |
| Material | Vinyl |
| Material Type | Vinyl |
| Number of Items | 10 |
| Number of Pieces | 10 |
| Pattern | Letter |
| Product Style | Prank |
| Recommended Uses For Product | Stickers |
| Reusability | Single Use |
| Set Name | 10 |
| Shape | Rectangular |
| Size | 3 inches by 6 inches |
| Subject Character | Bubble |
| Surface Recommendation | Door |
| Target Audience | Adults in a work environment who enjoy pranks |
| Theme | Prank decal |
| UPC | 817244022565 |
| Unit Count | 10.0 Count |
| Water Resistance Level | Not Water Resistant |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** Witty Yeti
- **Color:** Blue, Red, Yellow
- **Item dimensions L x W x H:** 7.09 x 3.19 x 0.31 inches
- **Recommended Uses For Product:** Stickers
- **Theme:** Prank decal
- **Cartoon Character:** Bubble
- **Special Feature:** Weatherproof
- **Number of Pieces:** 10
- **Style:** Prank
- **Reusability:** Single Use

## Images

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great laugh
*by J***G on January 10, 2026*

Put these on the equipment at work, and randomly on other people's equipment. Lots of fun.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Could have asks for better stickers exactly as expected great quality!!!!
*by M***1 on August 19, 2019*

Seen these and HAD to have them!!!! I thought they were a little bit pricey at first but still had to have em then they came in and I realized I got 10 of them!!! Was super happy great buy for the amount and even better they’re actually pretty damn hearty stickers they’re much thicker than regular stickers these are thick stick extremely well and seem to hold up great I work in heavy industry and if they can hold up on equipment here they can hold up pretty much anywhere. Just may not wanna let anyone know exactly who put them on!!!! Lol but they look soo real that people walk by the machine 90% of the time and don’t even notice it because it looks so damn realistic and accurate specially since I put them on machines that actually make sense and have finger etc warnings not an air compressor smh idk what that’s about ⬆️ Or why one would have any warning label whatsoever on it I mean put them where you please but I’m telling you if you put them where they’res like symbols the reactions will be priceless!!!!! Lmao 🤣

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Safety 1st
*by C***K on July 13, 2026*

Slap them all over the Shop. No incidents YAy.

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*Last updated: 2026-09-16*