Super Hell

As the one star review below warns you, this is awful. It's confusing. The acting's hammy even for guy-with-a-camera-and-computer indie horror. I loved it. It has Robert Z'Dar and Conrad Brooks. Why are you still reading? Click that BUY button!

Okay for $1.99 this is what you get: an old man that looks like the skipper from Gilligan's Island who Jedi mind tricks a naked chick into masturbating with a knife. Robert Z'Dar playing the piano in somebody's basement rec room/bar. A rape scene by a guy wearing a monkey mask. A UFO for some reason. A woman who gives birth to an iguana. A magician doing shitty card tricks at a strip mall. A satanic clown. Cats that wander into scenes....... I don't want to ruin it by giving to much away, but take all of the above and throw in poor video and sound quality, terrible acting, and absolutely NO plot cohesion and you have yourself a movie... sorta..

This video should come with a refund. What you really get is bunch of random scenes spliced together in no particular order, for no particular reason. Obviously done on a budget of $12 dollars and .00 cents. There is no story, no heart, no soul... things that make for good "bad cinema".

Ok, enough already! Whats the deal with people from the mid-west and crappy horror movies with people too big to run away. Bad soundtracks with there stoner friends, that ALWAYS seem to have a UN-origional idea to make the whole crappy soundtrack. And everyone is too dumb to dumb to know wth editing and sound mixing are. Save your money guys, don't bother.

It's like Kids in the Hall meet Ed Gein on Mulholland Drive; Superhell is quite possibly the most repulsive, disjointed, and reprehensible presentation of obscenity to media that I have ever seen!